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I wrote this one after playin a tune by Cake, I thought a story about coming home after a tour and finding someone sleepin with your wife might be kinda cool. Especially the way it turned out in the end.

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I need your arms around me and I need to feel your touch
but the way your eyes are lookin at me I shouldn't expect too much
I was outta town with the band and late in coming home
then I realized the door was closed and you were not alone

I take heed in what I'm seeing here and I hope it doesn't suck
a delayed surprise she's cooking for me, well could it be my luck
she said just settle down and take my hand you haven't been around
then I perk my ears up detective style and try to hear some sounds

chorus

Rocky has his boxing gloves
James Bond was well equiped
Dirty Harry has a pistol
Indiana has a whip
MacGyver had a swiss army knife
Knight Rider had Kit
Better watch out for me I got a GI Joe Kung Fu Grip

An alarming sound around me a belt buckle and a zipper stuck
then I begin to realize who might just own that truck
sittin in the driveway parked right next to mine
a yellow Chev with 35's and a decal on it 69

my observations had me fuming, I'm gonna get that schmuck
so I bodychecked the door but I hurt my shoulder man aww fuck
and I heard him inside stirring makin whimpy sounds
so I called him out to be a man and go a couple rounds

chorus

so the door flew open and knocked me down
and much to my surprise
I got 2 black eyes from a pretty blonde in a domanatrix disguise
so sorry to intrude and I gave a great big grin
if it's ok with you and my wife do you mind if I join in

chorus

Now you see I'm a happy man I'm Ron Jeremy between the hips.............

credits

from All Folked Up, released July 1, 2011
written by Jeff Bonner

Jeff Bonner - Vox and Guitar
Geoff Eyre - Drums and backing vox
BIll Fulton - Bass
Quinn Patterson - Guitar
Nick Colebrook - Banjo
Jordan McNeill-Bobb - Harmonica
Dakota Hare - Marshall Feedback/ Mandolin

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The Tractorgrease Folk Chilliwack, British Columbia

The Tractorgrease Folk are all about fun zippy tunes with a focus on humour and satire. It's Dr. Hook meets The Barenaked Ladies. Frontman Jeff Bonner has assembled a cast of musicians that frequent his studio. The songs call out for a certain sound , and the more musicians that appear on this community project the better. It's the Folk that hang around here that makes it The Tractorgrease Folk. ... more

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